In Theory.

I've had a thought inspired by this little number:


http://thedailywh.at/post/1071191227/kickass-comestible-of-the-day-the-full-english#disqus_thread

Indestructables.com Via The Daily What,
"Kickass Comestible of the Day: The Full English Breakfast Pizza — pizza dough, grated cheese, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 egg, 2 mushrooms, 2 sausages, 3 rashers of bacon, 5tbs. of baked beans, and 1/2 a small tin of tomato puree."

The comments range from "BARF" to "Wow, I actually thought that was puke for a split second."

Myself, honestly, think "It's a decent Idea, if poorly executed"

Here's how I'd go about it - Mind you this is only a theory:

Ingredients:
Pizza Crust
Rashers - Fully Cooked, Medium Dice
Breakfast Sausage - Fully Cooked, Small Dice
Baked Beans
Mushrooms - Sliced
Potato Coins (Boiled)
Tomato - Medium Dice
Cheddar Cheese
Egg
Olive Oil
Minced Chives and Parsley

The Process:
1. Toss the Pizza Dough to approximate a 14 inch Brooklyn Style Crust
2. Puree the Baked Beans along with whatever you choose to zazz them up a bit. (I find canned baked beans a bit dull)
3. Coat the Mushrooms and Tomatoes in Olive Oil and Herbs. Roast.
4. Par-cook the Pizza Dough.
5. Spread the Bean Puree on the Par-Cooked Dough.
6. Add the Roasted Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Bacon, and Sausage on top of the Bean Puree.
7. Top Generously with Grated Cheddar Cheese.
8. Crack the Egg over the Cheese.
9. Bake until Done.
10. Devour.



Now keep in mind, I haven't actually made this. But given the tools, I believe I could make this happen.


and it would be AWESOME. 




so in short, when I saw the original picture I thought "The only thing wrong with this is the whole beans and the poor excuse for crust"