3 for 1 on Black Bean Chili

Slow-Cooked Black Bean Chili.

Ingredients:
1 LB Black Beans.
4 Fresh Tomatoes, Large Dice.
2 Medium Onions, Small Dice.
2 Jalapenos, Seeded and Diced.
1 Pint Tomato Puree.
2 Pints Beer.(or Water, if you're a communist)
3 TBSP Chili Powder
4 Cloves Garlic, Minced
Salt, Pepper to Taste.

The Process:
Part I
1. Wash the Black Beans. Soak overnight.

Part II
2. Drain the Black Beans.
3. Sweat the Onion, Minced Garlic, and Jalapenos in a sauce pot over medium-high heat.
3. Add the Black Beans, Tomato Puree, Onion, Beer, and Chili Powder to the Onion, Garlic, and Jalapenos.
4. Simmer for several hours on low-heat until reduced.
5. Check after the first hour to see if the beans have softened. Once they are softened to your liking, serve over boiled white rice. 

This is a recipe I make when I’m being really lazy. I like to pretend occasionally cooking vegan food like this is expanding my horizons, but in this case it’s honestly just a chance to make an easy meal using cheap ingredients.

In addition to that, most of the above measurements are just guidelines. Add more of anything to adjust to your own personal taste. Just make sure there's enough liquid to keep your chili from burning. 

Really it’s kind of funny how this has become a go-to recipe for me. The first time I had meatless chili as a child, I literally cried because there was no meat in the chili. How could you have chili without meat? It just didn’t seem right. Rightfully so my grandmother kicked my ass all the way up to my bedroom without dinner for being a right bastard about the whole no-meat thing. That’s not a particularly proud moment in my own early culinary development. Eventually I grew up (kind of) and looking back at my reaction to the concept of dinner without beef sort of reminds me that kid’s don’t know a damn thing about food.

There are some recipes that will recommend you make Chili with Tofu in it, I it’s a bad idea to mix tofu into the chili. The long cooking process and the strength of the spices in the chili tends to overwhelm the tofu and turn it into a mushy mess. This is disgusting, and it’s exactly what happens when you try to ‘replace’ meat instead of just plain’ ol not using it.

If you do want Tofu with this, I recommend taking a slice about ½ inch thick, and pan searing it in a little olive oil with Salt & Pepper. One of Extra Firm Tofu’s strengths (in my estimation) is how it’s texture is vaguely reminiscent of a Frittata or Tortilla Espanola. Therefore, consider as a brunch item, this set up:

Tofu Rancheros:

The Ingredients:
1 Cup Black Bean Chili
2 Slices (½ Inch Thick) Extra Firm Tofu, Pan Seared.
1 Cup Small Diced Potatoes, Boiled until tender, drained, and then Pan Fried in blended Olive and Truffle Oil.
1 Tortilla, Pan Fried in Olive Oil.
1 Sprig Cilantro
1 Wedge Lime
2 TBSP Pico de Gallo (Fresh Made)

The Process:
1. Fry the Tortilla, pat dry.
2. Place the Tortilla on your serving Plate.
3. Top the Tortilla with the Pan Fried Potatoes.
4. Pour the Chili on top of the Potatoes.
5. Rest the Pan Seared Tofu on top of the Chili.
6. Garnish with Cilantro, Lime, and Pico de Gallo.

So there you go. If you bother to make it, tell me what you think.

Oh, also for the record:

Pico de Gallo

Ingredients:
1 Small Diced Onion
2 Small Diced Tomatoes
1 Small Diced Jalapeno
2 Wedge Lime
2 TBSP Minced Cilantro

The Process:
1. Combined the Tomato, Jalapeno, Onion, and Cilantro.
2. Squeeze the Lime Wedges into the mixture.
3. Stir.
4. Consume. 

Three recipes in one today. Because I’m just that awesome.

Something About Cheese and Peppers.

Hey, you ever notice how in Star Trek and all those sorts of sci-fi shows that each planet has its own corresponding beverage, and it only has one? As if there were one specific brand of Lager or Ale unique to Earth? Have you ever stop to think about that?

Well, anyway, here’s a recipe for Chili Rellenos

6 Large Poblano Peppers
1 Cup Shredded Cheddar Cheese
1 Cup Shredded Queso Blanco
½ Cup Small Diced Onions
3 Eggs
1 Cup All Purpose Flour
¼ Cup Milk
Salt and Pepper to taste.
¼ Cup Olive Oil
1 Cup Vegetable Oil.

1. Slice into the side of the peppers near the top and use a spoon to remove all the seeds.
2. Toss the peppers in the olive oil.
3. Slow roast the peppers for 1 hour at 200 degrees.
4. Remove the peppers from the oven, cool.
5. Stuff the peppers with the diced onion and the cheese.
5. Whisk/blend ¼ cup flour, the eggs, milk, salt and pepper into a smooth batter.
6. Dip the peppers in the batter.
7. Set the flour in a large, flat dish. Place the peppers on top of the flour.
8. Top the peppers with the flour, pat with your hand.
9. Pick up the peppers.
10. Roll the peppers back through the batter.
12. Fry the peppers in the vegetable oil for about 5 minutes.
13. Serve with whatever you want. Salsa and rice was my choice.