Shot of Whiskey & A Punch in the Face

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THE EXPENDABLES IT WAS THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE EVER. THERE WERE SO MANY EXPLOSIONS AND ONE TIME THIS DUDE CAME THROUGH THE FRAME FIRING AN AUTOMATIC SHOTGUN AND BLEW THESE TWO DUDES IN HALF IT WAS SO AWESOME YOU HAVE NO IDEA. THEY TRIED TO SAY IT WASN’T POLITICAL BUT IT WAS ABOUT A LATIN AMERICAN COUNTRY TAKEN OVER BY A CIA GUY WHOSE NAME WAS LITERALLY “JAMES MUNROE.” SERIOUSLY? MONROE DOCTRINE COME ON PEOPLE THAT WAS THE START OF THE WHOLE U.S. INTERVENTION IN LATIN AMERICA. I KNOW. I TOOK A CLASS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE. BUT ANYWAY AT ONE POINT IN THE MOVIE THEY LIT STEVE AUSTIN ON FIRE AND THEN HE GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A MIDGET. OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST A REALLY SHORT GUY. ANYWAY IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME. IN HONOR OF THE EXPENDABLES I’VE COME UP WITH THE MANLIEST SANDWICH RECIPE EVER:

INGREDIENTS:

1 LOAF SOURDOUGH BREAD
1 BONELESS RIBEYE STEAK (AT LEAST 1.5 INCH THICK)
SALT, PEPPER, BLACKENING SPICE.
WHISKEY

THE PROCEDURE:

1) FIRE UP THE GRILL.
2) THOROUGHLY COAT THE STEAK IN THE BLACKENING SPICE, SALT AND PEPPER.
2) THROW THE STEAK ON THE GRILL
3) CUT THE SOURDOUGH BREAD IN HALF LENGTHWISE
4) FLIP THE STEAK
5) POUR THE WHISKEY INTO A SHOT CLASS.
6) PUT THE STEAK ON THE BREAD. LET THE BLOOD SOAK INTO THE BREAD.
7) TAKE A BITE OF THE STEAK
8) TAKE THE SHOT OF WHISKEY
9) PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE.



I think you should go see The Expendables.